I believe the Lord called me to write. That's what I plan to do...specifically for his glory. To that end,my blog consists of short stories, personal thoughts, and poetry inspired by the Lord. Not all of it will be christian in nature, but I hope to include something to inspire thinking toward God. Thank you for stopping by to see what's floating around inside my head. Feel free to stay awhile, and leave a comment or two. I like to know that the writing is touching lives.
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
The Idiot Trinity
try to handle things on our own, without God’s guidance, mayhem tends to show
at home?” I asked, as I looked at Myself.
as long as someone’s there to feed the dog.” I said.
worry about it. He’s got it under,” Myself started. “Uh oh.”
followed his eyes, spun around, and my jaw dropped open. There was Me.
happening guys?” He asked casually. “What are we discussing?”
the heck are you doing here?” I
shouted. You’re supposed to be at home, watching the dog!”
decided the dog didn’t need a baby sitter, so I gave the mutt a bowl of water
and locked him in the linen closet.” Said Me.
and glared at Myself. “You did what?” I asked.
you left that dog with Me, then he’s as good as dead anyway.” Said Myself.
just down, right rude,” yelled Me. “I thinks I’m very responsible.”
I thinks you’re an idiot.” Said Myself.
both idiots!” I yelled back at Myself.
there’s really no need to get ugly,” says Me. “I simply wanted someone else to do his job for him.”
exactly why I told Me to watch the dog.” Myself chided.
earth would you lock the dog in the closet?” I screamed at Me.
he was too big to fit in the microwave!” Me yelled back.
I would have locked him in the refrigerator.” Myself said to Me. “At least
there’s food in there.
between Me and Myself, lost in the chaos of the moment. Looking back and forth,
watching my soul argue with my flesh, I came to one simple conclusion: I should
have asked God whether or not to buy that dog in the first place.